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Joke of the Day
"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? YOU WANNA GO RIDE BIKES??"
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"What's Donald Trump's favorite drink? A white Russian."
"What did the Muslim Sonic say? Gotta go fast."
"What are some benefits to living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus."
"Why do we call dogs, K-9? ...because K-10 is for cats."
"Mi amigo Jesus is a great work out partner but... He just won't shut up about how he invented *Cross-Fit*"
"How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute? Go to England and buy something"
"*Date with a boy I dated when we went to kindergarden* *puts two big bowls of worms and mudwater on the table* Him-YUCK!!! Me-You've changed"
"Moratorium on the word ""Awkward."" We're all awkward. We fart when we don't want to and that guy/gal over there is cooler. Get over it."
"I am not paying for a full year membership at the Y when I only need the pool long enough to hold one hamster Viking funeral."