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Joke of the Day

"Auto correct changed ""mingle"" to ""mangle,"" and now I've been uninvited to a Superbowl party."

"Why is Caitlyn Jenner so skinny? Because the FDA just banned trans fats."

"Girls call me a wizard Because it's magic what I do with 3 inches."

"911: what's your emergency? me: I taught my Dad how to text 911: the problem ma'am? me: he CALLS to say ""yeah, got ur text"""

"son, you don't need to close your eyes, it's just a movie. the killer from the movie can still get you even if you're not watching it"

"What's the difference between a wife and a dog? The later you get home, the happier one is to see you"

"What is the Phobia for chainsaws called? Common sense"

"When Yuri Gagarin was a kid, he dreamt to be the first one in outer space ... ... but some bitches beat him to it."

"The year is 2020. Hip hop has fully merged with dubstep, creating the genre of music known as Dubhop. All hope for mankind is lost"

"How do you call 8 Hobbits? A Hobbyte"