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Joke of the Day
"Q: How do you make an idiot think he's a duck? A: Tell him he's a duck."
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"Why can't cats survive on Mars, even with spacesuits? Because Curiosity will kill them."
"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's half off."
"Watch I was walking down the street one night and a guy came up to me and said, ""Can I piss on your wrist?"" I said, ""Not on my watch"""
"This is why I failed out of collage."
"Nietzsche: God is dead God: Nietzsche is dead [they both turn to camera] THAT'S RIGHT, WE'RE DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT OUR MATTRESS PRICES"
"What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball? Golbat."
"What do you get when an Investment banker jumps off a cliff? A Con descending Altitude."
"What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on? Mourning Wood"
"Just finished reading a book on Stockholm Syndrome. I really didn't like the first couple of chapters, but by the end I loved it."