229120

Joke of the Day

"This is why I failed out of collage."

"The best way to stop uninvited guests from stopping by your home is to always answer the door naked."

"How can Donald Trump avoid impeachment? By dropping out now."

"What did the vertebrate say to the invertebrate? Always thought you was a bit spineless."

"Why are colds such bad robbers? Because they're so easy to catch!"

"How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb? We're on our sixth."

"Joke about a psychic and water Something something clairboyant Can't be bothered to actually write a joke but the essence is here."

"I purposely park three feet away from the drive thru window so Mcdonalds employees can get in their daily stretches."

"Whenever I'm picking up my wife I skid to a stop by her & yell ""Come with me if you want to live!"" so she knows she married pure awesomeness"

"""That's what."" -She"