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Joke of the Day

"I just saw a video of a snake that learned to open doors. I probably don't need to sleep anymore anyway."

"There's a fat man in a schoolyard. A mother approaches him and asks: ""Are you waiting for a child?"" So he replies: ""No, I'm just fat"""

"Why is a gay guy dating someone named Andy particularly useful? Because he might come in Andy"

"The problem with the world today is that intelligent people are too smart to have children."

"""Mayo"" is also an abbreviation for ""mayonnaise!"" Copyright 2010 Everyone on the Internet"

"Where do girls have the curliest hair? Africa."

"How much money did the bronco have? Only a buck!"

"I made a girl wet yesterday. I took away her umbrella."

"Hey girl are you a new high efficiency dishwasher because you're so quiet it's hard to tell if you're turned on"

"What does a prostitute have in common with Sting? They both stop sucking when The Police are around."