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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball? Golbat."
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"Santa claus may only come once a year... But when he does he does it, on Dasher! On Dancer! On Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donner and Blitzen!"
"My 4 yr old came in my room last night at 3am. I asked him what was wrong and he said ""how many eyebrows do I have?"""
"Today I drove through a huge puddle that splashed up under my car and laughed to myself as I whispered, ""car bidet."""
"My Grandparents bought a new China set... They asked me what I thought of it... I said it was fine..."
"[argument w/girlfriend] HER: you know what your problem is? ME: no, *grabs pen and begins taking notes* but i'm about to find out"
"The worlds best chat-up line: ""I like my women how I like my coffee... Either cheap and bitter or ground up and in the freezer."""
"So now that corporations are people... McDonalds just became the first corporation diagnosed with a disease... Aspbergers"
"FRIEND: What 3 books would you have on a desert island? ME: My first book is more books. F: What? These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV."
"I couldn't believe it when my wife said she was leaving me because I'm obsessed with The Monkees... Then I saw her face"