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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when an Investment banker jumps off a cliff? A Con descending Altitude."
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"Jay Z and Beyonce had a 4 million dollar dinner with Obama.... Wtf did they eat? Fresh dinosaur?"
"FRED: Your monster was making a terrible noise last night. BERT: Yes - ever since he ate Madonna he thinks he can sing."
"There's a party in my pants and everyone's invited but nobody ever shows up. I wish my pants would stop throwing parties. It's humiliating."
"I hate people who don't use the right ""your"" its either you're or your. there idiots"
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? -Makes a choking noise-"
"White trash girl How do you get a white trash girl to suck your dick? Dip it in ranch dressing."
"Little Girl: mom, I want to be an alligator when I grow up Mom: well, pick one. You can't be...acghhghh! Stop eating me! Aghhghhh...ah..a...bleh."
"Where do hamburgers go to dance? To a meatball."
"When I was a kid, we had to do emojis with our face."