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Joke of the Day
"The Rock is going to have a kid, which they'll name Pebbles."
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"I can't think of anything worse than an over exaggerator"
"NSFW Why is driving in the snow a lot like eating pussy? Because if you're not careful you might slide into the asshole in front of you"
"U once broke ur toe? I once broke my foot. U had a baby? I had 2 babies. U have a bad back? I have a bad front. I can do this all day, btw."
"Did I tell you about my old girl friend with only one leg? Unfortunately we broke up. Turns out she leans both ways."
"Why don't Jewish cannibals eat Germans? Because they give them gas."
"What do you do with unruly shapes? You put them in prism"
"Bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find all the pages blank I have no words to describe how angry I am."
"A twist on a Thanksgiving classic . . . Written by my twelve-year-old brother: Q: April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring? A: Separatists and small pox."
"Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together, Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll."