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Joke of the Day
"The Rock is going to have a kid, which they'll name Pebbles."
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"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He sipped his coffee before it was cool."
"What were the martyr's last words? I believe in peace in our time"
"I went to kuwait, found no squirrels there.. No animal can sustain a burst of oil everytime they bury a nut."
"There are three types of people in the world. Those that understand math and those that don't."
"I like my money like I like my women... Under the table."
"Why did the man smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam."
"Why do computer programmers spend so much time in the shower? The directions clearly state: ""Rinse, lather, repeat"""
"What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong? [It's bigger on the inside](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU)"
"Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar ??? Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ??..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off..."