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Joke of the Day
"Why did the man smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam."
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"You can never trust the cat family..... The head of the family is always a lion, and his cousin is a cheetah. (Lying and cheater, for those whom need this explained)."
"Anti-humor Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks."
"Dear High School Reunions, You are now obsolete. Please contact facebook with any questions."
"A man once asked Gandhi what he thought of western civilization. Ghandi replied ''I think it would be a good idea.''"
"What a bad year... Still can't believe they changed the Instagram logo"
"I popped my dad's viagra now I'm hard as a motherfucker"
"I like my women like I like my coffee Silent."
"Q: How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb? A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers."
"To kill a mockingbird should have been titled ""how to kill a mockingbird."" Learn English idiot."