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Joke of the Day
"Why is light beer like sex on the beach? They are both fucking close to water!"
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"What did the velociraptor say after his workout? I'm a little dino-sore."
"England at the Rugby World Cup"
"A transgender walks up and says.... ...I'm like Hanna Montana, the best of both worlds!"
"My friend Sid was a victim of ID theft. Now he is known as S."
"I knew my girlfriend was cheating on me when she texted me saying ""I'm out for dinner with my friend Emma"" because Emma was lying beside me in bed"
"How many bees are there in the world? A buzzillion."
"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Instead, they end up beating the room for being dark."
"What should you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?? Slow down and maybe use some lube..."
"You hear the one about the Blind Prostitute? You gotta hand it to her"