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Joke of the Day
"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He sipped his coffee before it was cool."
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"A grizzly walks in to a bar and orders a beer. The bartended asks ""hey you 21?"" ""Bearly"""
"Non-native English speakers are the number one victim... ...of getting punched in the mouse."
"Why can't you hear the pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent"
"Who invented King Arthur's round table ? Sir Circumference !"
"Alex: A ship that has sunk What is my relationship? Alex: No sorry tha- [glares at wife] I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex"
"My penis is jealous because... baby, you just blew my mind"
"I was wearing a jean jacket yesterday and a little kid asked me why I made a jacket out of pants and I had no good answer for him"
"Afraid your kid might be a commie? Well if he paints one of his bedroom walls red with some yellow stars or a hammer and sickle, that's a huge red flag."
"Those girls on the balance beam learn early on that 4 inches isn't much to work with."