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Joke of the Day
"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He sipped his coffee before it was cool."
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"Always remember that the key to a happy marriage is to use those three magic words. You're right dear."
"So a father comes into his sons room.. And asks him: How are you? His son then answers: I'm fine thanks."
"What do you call an African man with alot of problems? A Zulu Worry-er > I actually made this up just now while chilling with some of my black friends. They loved it."
"I don't mean to brag but my stalker has OCD so he trims my bushes while he's hiding in them waiting for me to get home."
"You Know You're Southern When... You know you're southern when your town has more syllables than letters."
"What do you call an immature carrot? A baby carrot."
"Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax? A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it."
"Two psychics run into each other in the street The first one says, ""You're fine, how am I?"""
"A: What are you doing? B: Nothing A: Didn't you do that yesterday? B: I havent finished..."