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Joke of the Day
"What were the martyr's last words? I believe in peace in our time"
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"Redneck joke If'n you and your wife get divorced, and still agree to be cousins, you might be a redneck."
"What is it called when you teach a girl to be a hooker? Prostitutoring"
"I guess it was George Michaels...... Last Christmas."
"Why is Latvian cross road? Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police."
"It must really suck to be an Atheist named ""Christian""."
"When chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders."
"Tribbles. [How many tribbles does it take to screw in a light bulb?](http://imgur.com/aTXIs)"
"If water is h20, what is ice H2O^3"
"A man and a boy went into the woods at night... ... the boy says to the man, ""it's scary out here."" The man then replied, ""You think you're scared, I gotta walk out of here alone!"""