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Joke of the Day

"Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar ??? Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ??..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off..."

"Who's the poorest person in West Virginia? The Tooth Fairy."

"Boss asked if I was ready for more responsibility. I'm eating around a sticker on an apple cause I'm too lazy to peel it off so I guess no."

"NORTH WEST KIM AND KANYE HAVE DECIDED TO NAME THE BABY 'NORTH'. I WONDER IF THE BABY WAS CONCIEVED AT THE MILE HIGH CLUB ON NORTH WEST AIRLINES"

"Women are like condoms... They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick."

"Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because she was a knockout!"

"I never feel like a bigger failure than when my dog re-scratches something I just scratched for her."

"A man goes to a zoo... ...But the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It was a Shih Tzu"

"I don't understand women. I also don't understand how a car works but I still drive it."

"Is it that you think I can't eat this rotisserie chicken with my bare hands while driving 75 mph, or that I won't? Either way, you're wrong."