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Joke of the Day
"I just hired a private investigator to find out what I do all day."
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"Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke? Because he is the one who knocks."
"Whenever I get a stack of resumes, I immediately throw half of them away. I don't want unlucky people working in my department."
"You know you have something special w someone when u start finishing their sentences. But enough about me & my local Subway sandwich artist"
"a British satanist dates a lot of black women he is a master of the dark arse ( a bad joke )"
"""Does this mean that we're going to be BFFs forever?"
"Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza doesn't scream in an oven."
"If there's one thing everybody can agree on, no there isn't."
"Every year there is a race from one side of Sweden to the other... They start at the Norwegian line and end up at the Finnish line."
"I used to be schizophrenic but I'm OK now. No I'm not."