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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I get a stack of resumes, I immediately throw half of them away. I don't want unlucky people working in my department."

"What's a Jew's favorite classic rock song? Money - Pink Floyd"

"What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ? A dingo-ling !"

"Pirate walks into a bar... Bartender says, ""Is that a napkin on your head?"" Pirate replies "" No, it be a bounty""."

"""Donald Trump is feuding with the Pope"" is like the 7th Onion headline that's become real life in this election season"

"What do a walrus and tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal."

"How do you confuse one whom is gay? Seven"

"The ex says he's come into some money and can finally ""take care"" of me. Wait...he's gonna have me killed isn't he?"

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's a very obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."

"Did you hear about the guy in the Islamic State who was caught smoking weed? He was stoned."