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Joke of the Day

"Every year there is a race from one side of Sweden to the other... They start at the Norwegian line and end up at the Finnish line."

"My girlfriend said she wanted me to be more naughty in bed But now she wants me to give her toys back."

"Why did the otter want to work at NASA? So he could go to Otter Space."

"Teenage Parties It's getting harder and harder to tell the zombies from the regular people."

"That moment when you leave a store but don't buy anything, and you're telling yourself, ""act natural, you're innocent."""

"Dirty funny What do you get when there are two nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you get with two nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you get with two nuts on your chin? A Dick in your mouth."

"Q: What happens if you cross a goldfish's brain with a dog? A: I don't know, but it's great at chasing submarines"

"Enough with the North Korea jokes guys, Seriousry they aren't funny!"

"A man walks up to two nuns and reveals himself to them, one had a stroke... ... the other couldn't quite reach."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anthea ! Anthea who ? Anthea get home by 8 O'clock or else !"