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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke? Because he is the one who knocks."
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"Guy: How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Do you know yet? Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more"
"I had to remove the battery from my carbon monoxide detector. The constant beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick."
"Priest: Dying people are drawn toward a bright light. Do you know what that proves? Me: Dying people are moths?"
"Never doubt a Woman with an extensive vocabulary."
"What's grey and goes round and round ? An elephant in a washing machine !"
"No matter how stupid you feel, remember, Little Red Riding Hood couldn't figure out a talking wolf in drag wasn't her grandmother"
"At the grocery store, my daughter held up two types of fabric softener... ...and she asked, ""Would you rather have dryer sheets, or dryer balls?"""
"What's a Redditor's favorite food? Copy pasta! ^^I'm ^^so ^^sorry"
"They don't have blood banks in England ... ... but they do have a liver pool."