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Joke of the Day

"""Does this mean that we're going to be BFFs forever?"

"My two year old just learned to say shut up. Coincidentally I just lost all guilt about clothes lining a toddler."

"Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? BECAUSE There was no chemistry. LOL"

"What's the difference between a yoghurt and America? If you leave a yoghurt for 200 years, it will eventually develop a culture. Plus the yoghurt's fat free."

"What do you call an upside down blonde? A brunette with bad breath"

"Why was the scare crow given an award? Because he is outstanding in his field."

"Famous Deaths happen in 3s... Sunday it was Mr Fuji, Yesterday it was Gene Wilder, Today it was the Minnesota Vikings season."

"We act like we're too cool for ""brand loyalty"" but if someone says they *bing'd* something, we beat them to death in the street."

"How can you tell when your girlfriend is too fat? She fits into your wife's clothes."

"God all I want is a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't change me."