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Joke of the Day

"""Does this mean that we're going to be BFFs forever?"

"What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? Your Honor."

"Have you ever walked into a room and forgot what you went in for? I done it the other day, I walked in and completely forgot why - my mind went blank. 3 seconds later I shat myself."

"I babysat for the first time and it was just non-stop screaming. Next time I'll look before I lie down on the couch."

"People have been on the hunt for sasquatch for some time now. Finding one has proven to be no small feat."

"How does every black guy joke start? By looking over your shoulder!"

"What's a buffalo's favorite activity? Grazing."

"A woman, a Jew, and a Hispanic walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What's this, a presidential election?"""

"LPT: If you ever find yourself lost in the wild... ...simply misspell the SOS signal and some arsehole will show up within minutes to correct you."

"Went to the doctors and told him l was suffering from premature ejaculation. He asked how does your wife feel about it? I said she took it on the chin the first time but now its getting on her tits..."