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Joke of the Day

"If there's one thing everybody can agree on, no there isn't."

"I'm 99% sure I have trust issues. Though I'm not sure I trust my math. Edit: I grammar well"

"What do you call a turlte that flies? a shellocopter. damn homies"

"Robert Pattinson said Kristen Stewart humiliated him. Then he added it was even more humiliating than being in Twilight."

"r/ best ""I like my ( ) like I like my ( )"" I like my women how I like my natural resources, Foreign and Untapped. Top that and you win rule of the internet #899"

"Wake and bake and bake and bake and bake and bake - really busy pothead chefs daily itinerary"

"I finally threw away my vacuum cleaner. It was just collecting dust."

"You know pornstar are really violent people... Everything always comes to blows."

"So far my favorite part about being pregnant is telling people I'm not pregnant when they ask when I'm due."

"What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes? What you get served at KFC is original."