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Joke of the Day

"Political analyst said the way to defeat ISIS is to cripple them financially so maybe we can sneak into Syria and build them a Whole Foods."

"I used to be brilliant at robotic dancing. I'm a bit rusty now though."

"A day after the Blagojevich verdict and a radical stylist announces plans to build a hair salon two blocks from the courthouse. Disgraceful."

"How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three: one to hold the bulb, and two to spin the first one around."

"My dog hunted down and killed a lizard today... You could say it was his hunting inskinkt."

"A girl never comments on another unless she's jealous."

"Kid pulls prank on teachers seat with glue. Teacher dies due to... Asphyxiation."

"In germany there are lots of jokes about the polish, so... What did Piotr get for christmas? ... Your iPod!"

"What's Ja Rule's favorite type of bread? Challah!"

"The EU is like a box of chocolates; Nobody likes the Turkish."