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Joke of the Day

"In germany there are lots of jokes about the polish, so... What did Piotr get for christmas? ... Your iPod!"

"90% of my friends have hemorrhoids. The other 10% are perfect ass holes."

"I was going to make a gay joke.... butt fuck it"

"Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur? A: An Idontthinkhesaurus."

"To use Google efficiently, write like Tarzan. ""good tacos boston"""

"The Great Spam Recycler"

"Kelloggs is introducing a new Game of Thrones inspired breakfast cereal. Oberyn Crunch."

"Love that show where they lure loan officers into a house with mending, To Patch a Creditor."

"Man and Women in Diffrent Combinations Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy"

"I once met a dyslexic atheist... ...he didn't believe in dog."