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Joke of the Day

"If you received a blow job from a toothless Japanese woman, Would you call that oralgumi?"

"I got teased by my friends, because they thought my girlfriend was imaginary Jokes on them - they are too."

"Did you know sugar is the only word that begins with an 's' that makes a 'sh' sound? I'm sure of it."

"as a kid, I used to think $1,000 was a lot of money. But now that I'm an adult, I think it's a tremendous amount of money"

"I ate a pizza. just kidding lol"

"Loneliness is when you get an e-mail but it's from the newsgroup server."

"Why do my eyes hurt? Because I got eye lashes."

"I heard abortion was really a race issue. There is no gray area its all black and white."

"Always crush and snort your first pill on the pharmacy counter to make sure they're not passing you some fake shit."

"Did you hear about the man who choked on his lasagna dinner? He pasta way."