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Joke of the Day
"If you received a blow job from a toothless Japanese woman, Would you call that oralgumi?"
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"*doctor administers experimental anti bad joke serum* how do you feel? ""with my hands"" let's give it a minute"
"You must work at subway...cause you`re givin` me a foot long."
"I heard there are strength in numbers... Try telling that to 6,000,000 Jews"
"What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach? Tan lines."
"I hate when women try to talk about sports... You don't see me in the kitchen telling them how to make a sandwich."
"I can remember my first day at school The teacher looked at me during register and asked, ""Are you chewing?"" I said, ""No, chewing is probably one of the foreign kids, my name is David."""
"Fun Prank: Use Bluetooth to play 30 second blasts of Napalm Death on your neighbours stereo. They'll think they have a poltergeist and move"
"How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles"
"My son is explaining why my daughter is crying but I'm not buying it as I don't think she can even say, ""Please kick me in the face""."