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Joke of the Day

"What's Ja Rule's favorite type of bread? Challah!"

"Me: I know you from somewhere Jesus: I get that a lot Me: no I'm sure Jesus: just one of those faces Me: [holding arms out] go like this"

"A rich guy walks by.. When someone asks,""What's that smell?"" The man turns around and says,""I'm sorry, it must be my Elon Musk."""

"How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to change a light bulb? None. ""Change that bulb, bitch. Then make me a sandwich and bring me a cold beer."""

"A Scotsman walks into a bar.. Normally there is a Welshman, Irishman and Englishman, but they're all in Marseille at the Euro's."

"What do you call a friendly retard? A sweet potato"

"They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but 2 minutes and 15 seconds once every 3 months ain't going to shift your beer belly is it."

"Show me someone who is ""cheery"" in the morning and I will show you someone who probably knows how to dispose of a body."

"I'm finally part of the cool crowd! *waddles off with colony of penguins*"