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Joke of the Day
"Kid pulls prank on teachers seat with glue. Teacher dies due to... Asphyxiation."
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"Attention people with multiple people in your avi's: Draw an arrow pointing to yourself, OR replace it with a cat. Thanks, The rest of us"
"If you legally change your name to 'You're Free to Go' then it's impossible to get arrested."
"None of my boyfriends even know they're dating me."
"The man who invented anagrams has sadly passed away May he erect a penis"
"Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts"
"And then God said, ""Let the women have feelings. A lot of feelings. Like, all of the feelings."""
"Don't be sad if you don't have a Valentine on Valentine's Day Most people don't have AIDS on World AIDS day either."
"When u r married When you are single you see happy couple every where, . But . When u r married . you see Happy Singles every where........................."
"Did you hear about the midget Scotsman who does avant garde strip tease? He's a little off kilter."