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Joke of the Day

"I used to be brilliant at robotic dancing. I'm a bit rusty now though."

"""I have something I'd like to get off my chest"" is what I would say if I had a third nipple."

"Since I started dating my girlfriend a year ago I became a millionaire! 6 months ago I was a billionaire :("

"Paris Hilton is suddenly a DJ? Well. Then I'm a dragon."

"""Hey girl are you from Europe?"" ""cause europiece of shit"""

"You drop ONE baby and everyone's all like, ""Quit juggling babies Steve. You're the worst babysitter ever!"""

"Jeff is here! ""Jeff from work or Jeff the guy who announces his arrival anytime he enters a room"" Jeff is here!"

"I went to the Zoo once. It had only one dog. It was a Shitzu."

"A photon checks in at a hotel: ""Are you checking in any bags?"" asks the concierge. ""No"", says the photon, ""I'm travelling light."""

"If I was an author I would make my pen name... *Page Turner.*"