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Joke of the Day
"What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground? Possession within tent"
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"A readhead tells her blonde step-sister ""I slept with 2 Brazilian guys last night!"" The blonde replies, ""Holy shit, you slut! How many is a Brazilian?"""
"What does the snowman call his wife? Snowblower"
"A man in front of me dropped $20 I picked it up and asked myself, what would Jesus do? So I turned it into wine. I bought wine."
"Why are men faster than women? Ball bearings and stick shift."
"Romantic movies taught me that you always have to walk out after a big argument so that 6yrs later you can meet by chance and get married."
"I NEED A JOKE! I DONT KNOW IF THIS IS THE RIGHT SUBJECT BUT I REALLY NEED A JOKE THAT INCLUDES -a farmers field -a pack of dogs -burning house -a hospital -set in the nighttime Thanks so much"
"Him:Dude, I went on one of those police ride alongs with my friend..it was awesome! You ever done that? Me: In the front or back of the car?"
"Why does the leprechaun laughs when it runs? Because the grass tickles its balls"
"What do you get when you have a midget fortune teller on the loose? A small medium at large."