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Joke of the Day
"What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground? Possession within tent"
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"What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common? They both run in your jeans (genes)"
"Just dyed a bald eagle red, white & blue & forced my family to eat 3 apple pies each. We're all crying. It's awesome."
"What did the Spannish Amoeba said to the other Amoebas? ""Hola Amoebas!"""
"Text exchange: me- we need eggs. hub- how many? Me- One. See if they will sell you just one."
"April showers bring May flowers. But what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims."
"Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire? She wanted to lay it on the line!"
"Today is national pet day. There is no touching of people in national pet day. I know this now."
"What is a clowns fart made of? Laughing gas."
"How do you clear out an Afghani bingo game..? Call B52!!"