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Joke of the Day

"A man in front of me dropped $20 I picked it up and asked myself, what would Jesus do? So I turned it into wine. I bought wine."

"What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? Decaffeinated"

"Why does a white guy go to a brothel? For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel? He's looking for his mother."

"your mom is so stupid.... when I said it was chilly out she ran out the door with a spoon"

"""Dude, this is so awesome, I can use my $300 smart phone as a flashlight"". - Why we'll be speaking Chinese in 50 years."

"A man and his fat girlfriend are arguing Man: You know what? You can start singing now because it's over!"

"3 women went to a bar... And they wanted to know how lose they are.. * The first one slid in a hotdog * The second slid in a cucumber * And the third one went down the bar stool"

"What's the objective of Jewish football? To get the quarterback!"

"My stalker just threatened to kill herself if I didn't love her back. It's nice when problems resolve themselves like that.;-)"

"""Mom! I'm going out!"" - You're not leaving this house until you change that miniskirt - Why not? - Because I can see your balls, Richard."