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Joke of the Day
"Why does the leprechaun laughs when it runs? Because the grass tickles its balls"
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"Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other ""How do you get to the other side?"" ""You are on the other side"" the other blonde yells back."
"What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms? They both make up everything!"
"Why are quantum physicists bad lovers? When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position."
"Someone called me a pussy Well, you are what you eat"
"What did the FLAC say? I'm an audiophile"
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"I'm no Dr. Phil, but I bet if you tell at least 5 people to fcuk off today you'll feel better."
"Do not reach for the stars. They are hot gas, and will give you bad burns."