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Joke of the Day
"What does the snowman call his wife? Snowblower"
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"Rob thank god you picked up! Hey remember when you said if I needed a place to crash I cou- hold on *to copilot* STOP CRYING, ROB WILL HELP"
"Ever had to force a smile while someone takes forever trying to figure out how to use the camera? That's how teenagers feel 24 hours a day."
"This vegan I met said she knew me But I'd never seen herbivore"
"Difference Between Good Girls And Bad Girls Good Girls Open Few Buttons In Hot Atmosphere, But Bad Girls Open All Buttons To Make The Atmosphere Hot."
"The ultimate chicken crossing the road joke So why did the chicken cross the road? Because your momma's so fat and she seems to like chicken."
"Did you hear about the kid who was born without eyelids? They used his foreskin to make eyelids. The poor little kid is gonna be *cock*eyed the rest of his life."
"I just found a halloween candy on my lawn and ate it. So I guess I AM able to live off the land if I ever needed to."
"Why did the skeleton cross the road? because fuck you thats why."
"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."