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Joke of the Day

"A readhead tells her blonde step-sister ""I slept with 2 Brazilian guys last night!"" The blonde replies, ""Holy shit, you slut! How many is a Brazilian?"""

"Q: Why did the apple cry? A: Its peelings were hurt."

"Keep your friends close and your unattractive enemies closer so you look better by comparison in pictures."

"Why do women have legs? Have you seen the mess a snail makes?"

"Donald Trump is sponsoring a new breakfast side dish. Dic-tater tots."

"Lake Erie: Great Lake name Lake Titicaca: Greater lake name"

"Why does the Catholic Church have so much money? Because Jesus saves."

"Why did Kesha switch ""$"" back to an ""s""? Because she no longer has a dollar to her name."

"What is a creationist's favorite button in pokemon? B to cancel evolution"

"Clinton and Trump now enter the part of the election where they each have to spend a week looking after an egg with ""America"" written on it."