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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you have a midget fortune teller on the loose? A small medium at large."
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"I once tried to become a Nazi... ...but killing people was outside mein kampf-ort zone."
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"I've heard so many drunken Irish jokes, it's gettin' old... ...not everyone's a drunkard in me ~~Publin~~ Dublin."