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Joke of the Day

"What is it called when men have sex with each other in the military? Tactical Insertion."

"I invited a girl back to my house for cocktails. She got excited at the thought but left when I started telling her stories about my rooster."

"Little kids be trippin'."

"Knock knock Who's there? The pastor The pastor who? Open the fucking door goddamit, there's a crazy white man with a gun, let me out!"

"Men don't ignore us; they have selective hearing. Give them instructions for roasted turkey & they'll remember ""breast, thighs, moist & hot"""

"I don't understand hair It's just over my head."

"Naming your daughter after a luxury car or precious gemstone is a wager with the universe that your parenting can make her not be a stripper"

"My blonde girlfriend froze In the middle of love making so I gave her an interrogative facial expression. "" oh..I saw this on youporn"" she said,"" they call it bufferring""."

"Marriage. Because dodging your own family wasn't enough."

"hey dudes who go through my Instagram and only like my hot pictures I can't wait to establish a long committed relationship with you"