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Joke of the Day

"A woman walks into a bar... and says to the bartender, ""I'd like a beer please."" The bartender asks, ""Anheuser Busch?"" She responds, ""Just fine thanks, and how's your cock?"""

"If you didn't get caught did you really do it?"

"My mother didn't want me to go to culinary school. She said it would be a high whisk environment."

"I accidentally ran over and killed my neighbor's cat today... I was too scared to tell him to his face, so I left a note saying ""curiosity was here."""

"april fools joke: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine"

"(sure hope reddit doesn't hate racist jokes) What's the difference between a Jew and a dollar? I'd miss six million dollars!"

"Q: What do you call a fly with no wings? A: A walk."

"There are three ways a man wears his hair - parted- unparted or departed"

"If you ever have to go through job applications, throw half of them away randomly You don't want to hire anyone unlucky"

"*knocks on bathroom stall wall* Forgive me father, for I have sinned. ""Huh? What?"" It's been 3 days since my last- [sound of diarrhea]"