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"If you didn't get caught did you really do it?"
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"I would tell you a joke about Iowa... ...but it'd be pretty corny."
"What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters? Fire."
"Why did the pirate update his Macbook? His matey told him he needed an iPatch"
"""Frosted Flakes aren't just good, GURLl! They're FABULOUS! (snap)"" - Antoine the Tiger, Tony's gay brother, auditioning for the role"
"Realized woman behind me at self-checkout line was from DMV. Made her wait 4 hours for her turn. Revenge is sweet."
"How do you know it's time to clean up your room? When the wifi signal doesn't come through."
"How do trees browse the internet? They log in."
"Me, hold a grudge? Never. I carry a battle axe at all times and settle any nonsense as it happens."
"Why didn't the math teacher sin? Cosecant."