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Joke of the Day

"If you ever have to go through job applications, throw half of them away randomly You don't want to hire anyone unlucky"

"Noel, Noel. Noel, Noel. Born is the king of isrea."

"getting sick of watching movies where johnny depp dresses like a hobo. I blame him for russel brand"

"Ref: I'm sending you off Player: What for? Ref: The rest of the match!"

"This woman got so offended when I asked if I could pet her son, like I'm the one who put him on a leash."

"Why is divorce so expensive? Its worth it!"

"My professor asked me to give an example of a word whose definition got reversed. I literally had no answer."

"Will I live to see 90? You just did."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bowl ! Bowl who ? Bowl me over !"

"How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb? A what?"