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Joke of the Day
"what looks good hangin from a tree a apple and a black guy"
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"Why do women die from suicide five times less than men? Because they can't climb high enough on the corporate ladder."
"Oh. This is hand *Satanizer.* Well, is my face red with the blood of innocents."
"I stopped trying to be a thug when I found out there was something called a caramel Frappuccino."
"Whats the most deserted place on fathers day? The visitation ward."
"A nurse reached into her pocket looking for her pen and found a rectal thermometer instead. She turned to her colleague and said ""some asshole has got my pen""."
"What did the nihilist say to the physicist? Nevermind, it doesn't really matter."
"Q: When should you charge a battery? A: When you can't pay cash."
"What's the name of Jackie Chan's catholic brother? Chris Chan"
"My Uncle When I was a young boy, my Uncle would always tell me ""Always leave them wanting more"" Which is probably why he lost his job in famine relief."