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Joke of the Day

"Q: What were the unauthorized protestors guilty of doing? A: Marching banned."

"How that we are engaged I hope you'll give me a ring. Of course. What's your phone number ?"

"What do you call an employee at a sperm bank? A nutjob"

"Q: Did you hear about the book about cowardice? A: It had no spine."

"Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge? Because he didn't truss it."

"The bra my boyfriend gave me is really uncomfortable. Sorry, I just had to get that off my chest."

"How did the depressed man get around town? Moped"

"If you are what you eat Does that make Jeffery Dahmer a young man?"

"Brace yourself for the shortest and corniest joke in the world What do you call a fly with no wings....... A walk"

"Narcos + Sushi thought for the day: How have I never come across a roll called the ""Pablo Escolar""? That is all. You may laugh now."