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Joke of the Day
"Glad everyone is done talking about the fight. Now how about that May weather?"
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"The Job Interview: HR: So you are bilingual? Me: Si HR: In your native tongue please. Me: Ooga Booga"
"Haters gonna hate. Procrastinaters gonna ... get back to you on that tomorrow..."
"According to a new study, the number of car crashes linked to marijuana has risen. Fortunately, when the cars crashed they were all going eight miles per hour."
"Doctor doctor I'm at death's door! Don't worry Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through."
"Why is the dyslexic afraid of Christmas? Because that's when Satan comes."
"Lets get freaky. I mean really Freaky. Like I can't look you in the eye for two days kinda freaky."
"Why does Bill Clinton prefer B.J.s? Because he hates Costco."
"What did one bridge say to another? ""Fuck you"" (They were arch enemies)"
"""Is my butt is too big?"" my girlfriend asked, staring at her reflection in the mirror. Sensing a trap, I fell to the ground and played dead."