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Joke of the Day
"How did Donald Trump know he had an STD? Because he was fired"
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"Old joke I can dodge a Ford, but can't afford a Dodge..."
"What do we want? HEARING AIDS! When do we want them? WHAT?!"
"What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits until puberty to come on a kid's face."
"Never bring a knife to a gunfight. Bring one of those long grabber sticks so you can take the other guy's gun away."
"My girlfriend was getting kinky in bed, and she said, ""Hurt me! Hurt me!"" So I got in my car and ran over her cat."
"How does Jackie Chan karate chop things over there? AYA!!"
"How do Russians watch online movies? Nyetflix!"
"Thanks for explaining the word ""many"" to me... It means a lot."
"A stunning pregnant blonde insisted on having a laparoscopic caeserian"