185889
Joke of the Day
"Is your refrigerator running? cause I'd rather vote for it instead of these two"
Next Joke
"How are PCs different from woman? I know how to turn a PC on."
"How do you flirt with a calligraphist? Say, ""You have pretty I's!"""
"Kill the crackers...kill them all Old Man Ritz"
"Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy a gang bang"
"I asked a new zealander how many sexual partners he has had. He fell asleep counting."
"I've seen this joke here before, so I changed it and I think it's better. A Jewish boy asks his dad for $50... And his dad gives it to him!!! Ha ha!"
"Told my friends that I was qualified to give them Botox injections. I raised a few eyebrows."
"What do you call it when a statistician secretly gives out clothes? Discreet uniform distribution"
"I'm an Asian male who scored a 2300 on the SAT I still don't know if i met my parents' expectASIANs."