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Joke of the Day
"Two Scots father and son go to America. - Daddy when we'll arrive? - Shut up and swim."
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"New Jared Sub Subway has came out with a new sub this week called the Jared Sub. It is 37 year old salami sandwiched between 10 year old buns."
"The worst thing about when someone tells you to chillax is what to do with their corpse."
"i am practicing how to die in photogenic positions"
"What Do You Call An Asian Billionare? Cha Ching"
"use this coupon for the pizza its expired whats the worst that could happen [calls wife 10min later] hello Im in something called pizza jail"
"Have you ever heard of the international feline butt scratching award? . I hear it's a catastrophe"
"Is Viagra classified as a soft drug, or a hard drug?"
"What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue."
"During an appointment, a doctor tells his patient, ""You have got to stop masturbating!"" The patient gets concerned and asks, ""Why? Is it affecting my health?"" ""No! I'm just trying to examine you!"""