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Joke of the Day

"Two Scots father and son go to America. - Daddy when we'll arrive? - Shut up and swim."

"I can't afford Disney World so we go to the biggest hill on my street and my kids wait an hour before I roll them down in my office chair."

"If you get cold, just stand in a corner for a little bit. They're usually 90 degrees."

"What brand of butter do frogs eat? Country Croak."

"I tried to buy perfume from a vending machine, but it was out of odor."

"What do you call a fight between two dairy products? A fromage fray."

"[OC] Why did the mortgage broker go out of business? Because he lost interest."

"This election year I vote for Seroquel Because I'm Antipsychotic"

"When's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty"

"If I had a dollar for every time someone called me a racist... ... a black man might rob me."