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Joke of the Day

"Trying to screw with my friend by making him into a meme Please Share this. https://imgflip.com/i/p7bm5"

"How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad? They're wearing a SOMBERERO"

"Why do people go into technical jobs? Because they suck at communicating so hard, they'd rather fuck a computer"

"Best day to propose a girl Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1 U Know Why?? If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll."

"A new study shows dogs recognize pictures of their owners. Also, they're like, ""Why are you showing me photos? I'm a dog."""

"What's the best way to make pants last? Make the jacket first."

"Where do werewolves live? In werehouses."

"me: did you know beethoven was deaf date: the dog? me: of course the dog"

"Best pick up line in a gay bar? ""May I push your stool in?"""

"Oh I'm sorry.. I didn't know it was ""bring your feelings to work day""."