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Joke of the Day
"""The best things in life are free."" ~ shoplifters."
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"Rape is a touchy subject"
"A thief broke into my house last night.. A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money so i woke up and searched with him."
"Did you hear about the christian rapper who went missing? He never did turn up."
"I won't undo a retweet in case someone finds it offensive. I just knit them onto pillows and give them as Christmas gifts."
"Why did the cultists adopt a dead child? They wanted to raise the dead."
"The man who fell into an upholstery machine is now fully recovered."
"One liners I'm at a VFW and I want dirty raunchy one liners to tell, racism allowed"
"Those a-hole guys on ""Teen Mom"" don't think being a dad is ""cool."" Well check me out #Responsibility never looked so ""swag! "" lol"
"That thin line between ""I should tweet that"" or ""I should talk to my therapist about that""..."