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Joke of the Day
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven is a registered six offender."
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"Sucks that these Crest strips only come in white"
"I treat pavement like Tampax Because some bitches bleed on it!"
"Mason jars are the skinny jeans of glasses."
"Congratulations, everyone who saw me and my kids at the mall today. That's the cheapest birth control you will ever have."
"Officer there's nothing in my trun.. [hundreds of dead tamagotchis fall out. The younger cop vomits]"
"Co-worker insists on talking with his mouth full. No one can ever understand him. Wish we had a dentist was in the house to interpret."
"why do blacks like the doctor's office? they operate on black time! 2:00 appointment? pfft show up at 3:30 you'll be straight"
"Marriage is for people who want their break ups to involve paperwork."
"What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia? Crimea River"