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Joke of the Day

"I didn't want to walk in the woods. But i was forest"

"Told to me today by a random toddler Her: Knock, knock Me: Who's there? Banana Banana who? Aren't you glad I didn't say orange? Best telling of that joke ever."

"Why does Jesus like Japanese food? Because he loves miso"

"If I were a waitress, I'd be planting fake engagement rings in every girl's food, just to see their boyfriends panic."

"GF: I'm leaving you because you're obsessed with Spanish puns and Despicable Me. ME: Please don't go. You're Juan in a minion."

"A chinese father tells his 7 year old son he's adopted His son replies: it's ok daddy I learned this in school already! 2 wongs don't make a white."

"I have a superiority complex It's literally my ONLY flaw."

"Why did the german die from his injuries Because when his friend asked if there is a number to call incase of emergencies like this, he replied ""999""."

"Hello, I'm a bird, I survived since dinosaurs roamed the earth but windows are too much for me to figure out."

"How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb? They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it"