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Joke of the Day

"Officer there's nothing in my trun.. [hundreds of dead tamagotchis fall out. The younger cop vomits]"

"Bartender says,""We don't serve time travelers here."" A time traveler walks into the bar."

"Americans have some weird slang... Like calling shooting ranges high schools"

"Only a fraction of you will understand That there is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Took from a facebook page"

"A priest, a rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""

"HADES: Unleash the hell hound! CERBERUS: *sipping tea* I told you to ask first if it's a good time for us. HADES: Is it a-- CERBERUS: No."

"Jumper cables walked into a bar Bartender said I'll serve you but you better not start anything!"

"Is it still illegal to run someone over with your car if they're wearing camouflage?"

"the year is 2048 twerking has become a sport the seas are now made of starbucks ugg boots are required by law"

"The worst part about being a pedophile is trying to fit in."