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Joke of the Day

"why do blacks like the doctor's office? they operate on black time! 2:00 appointment? pfft show up at 3:30 you'll be straight"

"Why do women fake orgasms? They think men care. I'll see myself out."

"[Text] 18: This Hotel wants me to pay for Wi-Fi?! Me: You do know someone pays for Wi-Fi at home too, right?"

"My friend, Jack, is a pilot I said one day, ""hi,jack"" He.shot me."

"What's the difference between a Black man and a park bench? A Black man is a sentient creature."

"What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people? Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!"

"My rebellious teenage son robbed our local Chinese food restaurant ""You stole all of their chicken?!"" Tso"

"Did you blow bubbles when you were a kid? Of course you did. I saw him the other day at the mall making balloon animals. He says hi."

"I might drive you crazy, but at least I'll take the scenic route."

"Mickey: ok but that'll be $20 extra Goofy: Done. *Mickey puts on bow and heels*"