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Joke of the Day

"I was playing Monopoly with a couple of friends and picked the hat piece, winked, and said... M'nopoly."

"What's worse then ants in your pants? Uncles."

"What do you call a chicken coop with 4 doors? A chicken sedan."

"Once saw a bunch of Nazis saluting in icy precipitation. It was quite the heil storm."

"The only thing my girlfriend blows is everything out of proportion."

"Happy Columbus Day! The man invented OUR modern work culture! He set out to do somethin, stumbled upon somethin else & took credit for it!"

"Zoo A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."

"CarefulWhere's your shoesPlease stop cryingMaybe eat somethingYou dropped the bottle- things you say to babies & drunks."

"What do you call a blowjob from a ginger? Redhead"

"If you know someone who has too many kids, buy them a game of Jenga So they'll learn to pull out"