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Joke of the Day
"The only thing my girlfriend blows is everything out of proportion."
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"What happened to the gay wizard? (mildly offensive maybe) He went off with a poof."
"*throws back out* Back: Let me back in baby, I can change."
"What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament? Let's hang."
"I was discredited as a paleontologist when my discovery of a new dinosaur species turned out to be the skeleton of Clifford the big red dog"
"What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar? an outlier downvote brigade can start now"
"Life is like a box of chocolates... When you've reached the end you feel sick, ashamed, and you just want to die."
"""My god,"" I whisper as the food arrives. ""Just as the prophecy foretold."""
"How many dyslexics does it take to bulb a light change?"
"A man goes to a doctor with a large, dirty toad on his head. The doctor asks, ""What seems to be the problem?"" And the toad replies, ""Hey, Doc, there's something stuck to my ass."""