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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a blowjob from a ginger? Redhead"

"How many seconds are there in a day in Africa? Seconds? They barely get firsts!"

"For Halloween I'm goin to go as lost weed. Cause that's everyone's nightmare."

"WELL WELL WELL, if it isn't the lady who's baby I stole."

"My friend and I decided to race our Ford Pintos. Mine broke down three miles down the road. I had to walk the rest of the way. I won."

"The UN general assembly."

"You don't see faith healers in hospitals for the same reason you don't see psychics winning the lottery."

"In all honesty, my new dating service, ""Well You're Not So Great Yourself"" hasn't really taken off like I'd hoped."

"What's worse than a fish in the SS? *Adolf*in. Man, I did *Nazi* that coming."

"Q: Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586? A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605."